CJ December 18th, 2006
Let there be light!
A new 16 foot mirror, mounted on a peak overlooking Viganella Italy, is now reflecting the light of the Sun down into this sleepy town.
Each winter, the Sun does not reach Viganella for a few months in this deep valley, so most people are unable to come out in the daylight - well, because there IS no daylight!
Probably the most expensive pocket mirror ($57,000!) it does provide a brighter, more welcoming glow in the downtown area.
I don’t know…it reminds me of focusing the Sunlight on ants with a magnifying glass…not that I ever did that…
CJ December 18th, 2006
First Spain put a stop to it. Now Italy has joined the many 
European agencies who are putting a stop to ultra-thin models.
After all, they were getting confused for young college boys.
Finally, after many complaints and deaths, the governments and concerned people are halting any modeling activity that displays unhealthy, thin models. We saw the modeling world becoming a spokesman for unhealthy, skeletal beings that strut what they don’t have along runways, magazines, and the fashion world. Now, they must look and be healthy with a doctor’s note!
What is this obsession with having sticks wear clothes on runways and in photos? It seems to me you would want the models to actually fill out clothes, rather than “hang” them on a stick. Gee…why not just display them on a wooden stick? It would be cheaper that way!
I still say it would be easier to simply cater a big lunch for them and make them eat. What’d you say? You have to go to the bathroom…again?
CJ December 17th, 2006
Apparantly, there is a fetish for everything. And the cello is no exception!
Jesse Hale, a music major at Austin Peay State University is a member of the CJ Boyd Sexxstet orchestra.
“I’ve always had the desire to play naked” she cheerfully squeaks. According to Ms. Hale, she can make full body contact with her instrument, and it feels more natural to play with her legs wrapped around the cello.
Wow. Most people just sign up on single sites.
CJ December 17th, 2006
Have faith, young man, and you too, shall do miracles. Well…A leap of faith, even over water, should be left to those who already have an in with God.
A pastor in Libreville Gabon was so confident in his faith, he told his parishoners that he was able to walk on water on faith alone. So devout was his faith, he chose a major ferry route to show his beliefs at work.
Unfortunately, the man was not able to swim, so neither his feet nor arms were able to save him from drowning in the cold waters.
CJ December 17th, 2006
I love a good burger…especially a fat, greasy patty slathered with mayonaise and deep fried french fries broiled in good ole fashioned lard!
That’s the name of the game at the Heart Attack Grill in Arizona, where the servers are dressed as scantily clad nurses, ready to dispense service as needed. Well…the bring the food to your table that is. Except on Saturdays where they offer sponge baths with a side of fries!
Their menu consists of the Single Bypass Burger, and the king of them all, the Quadruple Bypass Burger, which consists of layers upon layers of cheese and onions and four 1/2 pound beef pattys with all the fixin’s. I’ll take that with a side of Flatliner Fries, please!
Now, the Arizona State Board of Nursing has decided to sue the restaurant and put a stop to the horrendous violation of women dressing as nurses. I mean after all, when people sit down to have their cholesterol laiden meals, that’s the first thing they think about in case of a paper cut from their napkin, “Hey, there are nurses here that can adminster first aid!”
The nurses board is under the impression that the barely-there nurses uniforms degrades nurses and gives people the impression they are real nurses.
Come on. If I saw nurses that looked like that, and dressed like that in the hospital, I would eat nails just for the opportunity! Oh, and just for the record? They have male nurses too!
CJ December 17th, 2006
Donald Trump may soon say, “You’re Fired!” to our latest Miss USA, Tara Conner for acting unlike a proper Barbie doll.
According to the Miss Universe organization, Miss USA has personal issues and has behavioral issues when visiting the local pub. Due to the nature of her issues, which they have not said in detail, the President of the organization has her assets under scrutiny for conduct unbecoming Miss USA.
Hey come on…she’s human, not a wind-toy. Then again, just like any other figure that the youngin’s are supposed to look up to, she should be more of a role model, and be careful about alcohol binges. Yeah. That stuff should be left up to major stars and sports figures!
CJ December 17th, 2006
Especially if you light it on fire! Some people need that high no matter what the cost.
A man in Czechlosavakia was rushed to the hospital with serious burns when he drank a burning glass of burning absinthe. He received the burns on his mouth and throat, when he decided to light a glass of absinthe on fire and down it. He had already been on a drinking binge - so obviously he was thinking very clearly when he pulled this stunt.
Probably double-dogged-dared by his friends. Thanks buddy! I guess absinthe doesn’t have much of a kick on its own.
CJ December 17th, 2006
There is something to be said about being the tallest in the world. Bao Xishun is 7′9″ tall, 
and a reach that the best basketball players would envy.
Granted his occupation is more inland as a herdsman, however, the manager of the Royal Jidi World aquarium decided to put Bao’s reach to the test. The dolphins kept at the aquarium had apparantly built up a taste for the plastic lining the rim of their tanks (mmmmmmm, plaaaastic), and chewed a hefty meal before it finally made them sick!
Because the dolphins were unable to digest the plastic, and the equipment to remove the vinyl lunch was inadequate, Bao’s reach was the perfect choice. How they thought of that is beyond me! The last thing I would think of is sticking my arm down a dolphins throat!
Bao was able to remove the bulk of the plastic, and the local doctor said the smaller bits should pass quickly and easily. Way to go Bao!
CJ December 17th, 2006
Now, that’s community service!
I Judge in Painesville Ohio has sentenced a man who shot his Great Dane in the head will serve a reduced jail sentence if he dresses up as a dog.
Clark pleaded no contest to shooting his dog, and was sentenced to 180 days in jail. However, Judge Michael Cicconetti offered Clark the option to dress up as Safety Pup in costume and visits five elementary schools. The program teaches childrend about traffic safety and drug abuse. If they only knew, hm?
CJ December 13th, 2006
Welcome to our wacky world!
