CJ January 28th, 2007
If you are ever in Saratoga California, make sure you take in all the sites. I mean, take in all the sites of the trails and sidewalks that is.
But for those fortunate enough to admire the scenery while running, horseback riding, or biking, you may get more scenery than you bargained for.
Over the last year and a half, there has been a man sporting nothing more than a pair of tennis shoes, a hat, glasses, and a red face has been seen running nude through the area, scaring people, offending people, and even horses.
Amazingly, the park rangers have been unable to catch him in the act or identify him to place him under arrest for indecent exposure. Apparantly he is not attractive enough to look at in the nude, so many people are offended at his pale, chubby body running around in the park. A horseback rider even cornered him with his horse and scared the poor man to death!
Ok, so there are worse things then running around nude in a beautiful park…he could have brought his grandma!
CJ January 28th, 2007
Cool! Now, not only can you clog your arteries, but you can jumpstart your heart even more efficiently!
A North Carolina scientist has devised a way to add the equivalent of two cups of coffee worth of caffeine into a donut! Luckily, he has also found a way to prevent them from tasting bitter. Bagels are also now caffeinated. So what are they called? Buzz Donut? Buzz Bagel?
Who needs food for energy? Two donuts and a Starbuck’s please!!
CJ January 28th, 2007
In Kuala Lumpur, a 23 foot python found the motherlode when it came on s fruit orchard guarded by dogs. The python proceeded to devour 11 dogs before it was finally captured.
The python was almost as wide as a tennis court and as thick as a tree branch! The villagers, surprisingly, turned the snake over to authorties rather than killing it.
Note for the future: Get bigger dogs!
CJ January 25th, 2007
Ever heard that pitiful, tantrum wailing that kids sometimes do? Did you know it can kill chickens? I have heard it before, and sometimes I just want to die too!
A child in Beijing was throwing a fit, and decided to take his ranting over to a chicken coop where he screamed so loudly, the chickens, in a panic, trampled over each other to get away from the 120 decibal kid, killing almost 100 chickens in the process!
Luckily, the family paid the farmer who owned the chickens for his lost crop.
Talk about ruffling some feathers! I think for his punishment he should take a time out in a chicken coop with some angry roosters!
CJ January 25th, 2007
A woman was attempting to relieve herself near Lake Erie in Ohio, when she lost her balance and fell into the freezing water! Unable to help her friend out, they had to wait until the police arrived and they both pulled her out of the water, cold and rather embarrassed.
She remained wrapped in a blanket until the ambulance arrived and treated her for exposure.
That’s not the kind of exposure I mean!
CJ January 25th, 2007
Pioneers of the reality shows we all know and love, the Netherlands has created a brand new dating show…with a twist.
This show, “Love at Second Site” features those who have some form of disfigurement or handicap, and allow them to share their lives and reactions to their particular problems.
“The program is a platform for people with such problems to share experiences and feelings in a positive way with the rest of the Netherlands and to show that they are absolutely not pitiful,” the broadcaster said.
The main goal of this program is to remove the stereotypes of those who are disfigured or handicapped, bring a positive approach to them as real people, and of course, to find the love of their lives.
CJ January 20th, 2007
Apparantly Drew Barrymore has added a new hobby to her
list - running naked through 
Irish fields!
Drew has a history of displaying her nudism in both movies and on TV when she flashed her then crush, David Letterman back in 1995.
Although she considers herself more responsible and mature these days, she still likes to shock her friends while on a road trip in Ireland. Once coming upon an open field, Drew confesses to ripping her clothes off and running up down the Emerald Isle.
I knew there was a reason I needed a vacation to Ireland!
CJ January 20th, 2007
I think these wild stunts done to win money or gifts has really gotten out of hand. Thus the reason they say, “Don’t try this at home!”.
A woman literally drowned herself when she drank over seven quarts of water at once in order to win a Nintendo Wii that was the top prize from a radio station in Los Angeles, CA. Since then, the staff has been fired and the radio station shut down upon further investigation.
The victim, Jennifer Strange was a mother of three and now leaves the children without a mother.
Sorry, maybe it’s just me, but a Wii isn’t worth my life!
CJ January 20th, 2007
Hard to believe, but a woman who was assumed dead when she wandered off into the jungles of Cambodia, was recently found by some loggers. The jungle girl was attempting to steal their lunch, they caught her, and reported her immediately.
Her father recognized her right away, even though it had been 18 years since her disapperance. Blackened and wearing an 18 year old long hairstyle, they are now trying to return her to a normal life-style.
You can take the girl out of the jungle, but you can’t take the jungle out of the girl. She would rather return to the jungle instead of being part of society…can’t say I blame her!
CJ January 13th, 2007
What is it with Alabama? No offense, but you don’t see this kind of thing in Beverly Hills!
A man desperately seeking women’s panties, chose panties that were hanging out to dry outside a woman’s house in Fort Payne Alabama. While she was away from her undergarments.
The man confessed to police about his panty raid, and admitted that he has “a problem”
Gee, ya think?
CJ January 13th, 2007
Ok, so what happened to reading while takin’ a dump, huh?
California-based designer AquaOne Technologies Inc. has come up with a unique design for a fish tank. Put the fish in your toilet tank! Now with a clear tank, you can flush and fish! I am sure the fish really appreciate staring at your bum while the swim about!
Supposedly, the water that the fish swim in is separate from the main water that is used for flushing and doesn’t harm the fish. Oh yeah? What about the trauma they go through everytime the toilet is flushed? They’re going to need therapy after this!
