Polite Nude Jogger
CJ January 28th, 2007
If you are ever in Saratoga California, make sure you take in all the sites. I mean, take in all the sites of the trails and sidewalks that is.
But for those fortunate enough to admire the scenery while running, horseback riding, or biking, you may get more scenery than you bargained for.
Over the last year and a half, there has been a man sporting nothing more than a pair of tennis shoes, a hat, glasses, and a red face has been seen running nude through the area, scaring people, offending people, and even horses.
Amazingly, the park rangers have been unable to catch him in the act or identify him to place him under arrest for indecent exposure. Apparantly he is not attractive enough to look at in the nude, so many people are offended at his pale, chubby body running around in the park. A horseback rider even cornered him with his horse and scared the poor man to death!
Ok, so there are worse things then running around nude in a beautiful park…he could have brought his grandma!
