Wow Mom!
CJ January 12th, 2007
The babysitter is stacked!
The babysitter is saying, “Get this perv so away from me!”
Archive for January, 2007
Yay for Skinny Models!
CJ January 12th, 2007
So, ok, the New York Modeling agency isn’t ready to get rid of
stick-thin women, who are
about as healthy as…well…a stick.
Apparantly, they don’t want to risk lawsuits from not hiring models who are too thin. They compared this to not hiring someone because they are too fat. Er, what? You people DON’T hire fat people to walk down the runways…so you are trying to tell us you have a lot of lawsuits pending because you don’t hire fat people? You are full of it! Actually, you are full of something, but the models aren’t!
Oh puh-leeze, like the only possible human female that can wear your gawd aweful costumes are one’s that can’t even fill out their own shoes! Why? Why not just hire a bunch of gawky, skinny teenage boys? Same build ya know.
Geez, throw ‘em a sandwich. Or some french fries.
Forget the House, Give Me My Rats!
CJ January 10th, 2007
After losing his home, a man in Petaluma, California, decided to purchase a boat to live on, along with his 37 rats and 6 cats. Not quite like his original home which had 1300 rats, the boat had the same “air” about it, since the smell of feces and urine permeated every square inch of his new home.
Now he faces animal cruelty charges once again. He sees nothing wrong with it, however, and feels he is being unneccessarily punished. As for the smell? “You get used to it.”
I guess watching Tom and Jerry cartoons wasn’t enough for him (eewww)
Human Zoo
CJ January 10th, 2007
Now THIS sounds like a great getaway vacation!
Several men and women have decided to partake in scientific experiments on captivity to better learn how to provide suitable locations and environments for apes. while being locked in an unused orangatan cage
The volunteer “apes” (humans) will show off for spectators and feed off of bananas for about a month in Adelaide Australia. They will, however, be allowed to go home and live civilly until the next day when their “show” is back on.
Would you do it?
Snowman on Steroids
CJ January 8th, 2007
In Anchorage, Alaska, some folks took full advantage of creating a two-story snowman for 
all to see!
Now the neighbors are upset because so many people stop by to take pictures and pose with Giganta-snowman! Of course, no one can get to their homes or drive down to the street while the tourist season is open on Snowzilla, as he has been called.
Maybe they should get a valet serice and make a buck or two?
Amazing Dice Tricks!
CJ January 4th, 2007
Wow, what will they think of next! I just might have to try this!
Put the Seat Down!
CJ January 2nd, 2007
Ladies, are you tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Well, here is the answer to all your problems. Careful though, that’s mighty cold on a frosty morning!
I Will NOT Eat Green Eggs and Ham!
CJ January 2nd, 2007
Ever have too much time on your hands? Ever wonder what it would be like to spawn green ham? Welp, it seems China has beat you too it!
