CJ February 28th, 2007
In Hobart Indiana, a man tried cashing a $50,000 check that was reportedly signed by God. The signature bore the words, “King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant”.
The police were contacted, and apparantly God pays this man well, since he had several other checks including one for $100,000. The man attempted to struggle while being placed into custody, but not even God was on his side. After several threats, the police took him away, and his holy checks.
Kevin Russell was charged with one count attempted check fraud and one count intimidation, both felonies.
Good thing there weren’t any storm cloud overhead!
CJ February 21st, 2007
Once again, our shaven heroine has entered…and promptly exited the rehab center.
I hate to think what she’s going to shave next!
Now to make matters worse, Kevin Federline has sought full custody of their children, Jayden James, 5 months, and Sean Preston, 17 months due to Britney’s obnoxious behavior. And that’s better….how?
Spears, 25, left the Promises Malibu Treatment Center on Wednesday, according to “The Insider” TV news magazine, less than a day after arriving. The center specializes in treating drug and alcohol abuse.
So we can add to the list of baldness, pantyless, rehab, and all around “class” to this young woman’s itinerary. Let’s keep a close eye on what could possibly top her escapades. Hey I know! A spread in Playboy! eeeewwww
CJ February 21st, 2007
In Wisconsin, a would be good samaritan cum-swashbuckler grabbed his Cavalry sword and knocked down a neighbor’s door whom he thought was being raped.
James Van Iveren kicked in the door without warning and thrusting the sword in his neighbor’s direction became insistant as to the whereabouts of the damsal in distress.
Unfortunately for James, the “rape” sounds he overheard was a pornographic video being displayed on his neighbors television.
“Now I feel stupid” was all James could say.
The neighbor contacted the police to file a complaint about the well-intended James. No arrest was made at the time, but James’ sword, a family heirloom, was taken from him by the police.
Whatever happened to chivalry anyway? Now the sword is probably being displayed over the chief’s desk!
CJ February 21st, 2007
A routine appendix operation led to fist-to-cuffs when two surgeons decided to make derrogatory remarks against each other and slap-fest began!
After harsh words and some physical altercations, the doctors decided to take their fight out of the operating room - leaving the patient open and still waiting to have the appendix removed!
After the doctors beat the crap out of each other and became their own patients, and attending assistant finished the surgery successfully.
Makes ya feel real cozy about Belgium doctors, hm?
CJ February 18th, 2007
Jessica Alba realized whenever she was around the dolphins
while filming Flipper, they 
became rather amorous.
“I don’t know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being - and they have long, long penises.”
Needless to say, she heard nothing but dolphin jokes and sounds for five years after filming ended. Jessica said she learned her lesson and will only work with female dolphins from now on!
CJ February 18th, 2007
Ok, ok, so I am sure you have heard that Britney Spears has completely shaved her head. 
She is also sporting some new tattoos and is looking trashier than ever.
What is up with this chick? One day in rehab, and she goes ballistic? Is this some new goth or punk phase she is going through? The news has gone crazy with the stories on her recent escapades and I heard terms like “so sad” and “loser behavior”. Even her ex-agent doesn’t want anything to do with her!
Some say it’s a cry for help, others say it’s all for publicity. What’s your take on this?
CJ February 18th, 2007
The Friday event called the Tacoton revealed the largest kebob with chunks of meat that could fill 24,000 tacos!
Backed by Mexican businesses, the Guiness World record for the largest kebob was then taken down and served on tacos for $1 each, the proceeds going to abandoned children. The total height was 13 feet and weighed almost 4 tons.
Now why didn’t they just take some of those tacos and feed the children?
CJ February 15th, 2007
Our mascot above, Frenchy, has lost his fries. Poor Frenchy. He knows not what to do. Unlike losing his marbles, losing your fries does not a happy meal take. Please help poor Frenchy with his woes. Spread the word that Frenchy has lost his fries, by wearing a t-shirt or other fun stuff from CafePress…
CJ February 15th, 2007
It’s gross to kiss your sister. At least, that’s what our subconcious tells us when the idea of kissing or having other sexual thoughts towards siblings comes up.
According to a recent survey of about 600 people, scientists discovered that those who resided in the same household at an early age, and witnessed their mother caring for them a child, were the most turned off by sibling incestual feelings.
This blows Freud’s theories out of the water, but sometimes a sister is just a sister.
The instints against incest is present in all of us, and it takes an unusual point of view to change that. In most cases, the instinct is governed by a family that by definition and action shows who is the caretaker and who are the siblings. It would be a similar situation if you had a friend who was like a sibling.
I bet that is bad news to the rednecks! (sorry to the rednecks if that was offending…but then again…stop kissing your sister and there won’t be any jokes about it!)
