En Guarde!
CJ February 21st, 2007
In Wisconsin, a would be good samaritan cum-swashbuckler grabbed his Cavalry sword and knocked down a neighbor’s door whom he thought was being raped.
James Van Iveren kicked in the door without warning and thrusting the sword in his neighbor’s direction became insistant as to the whereabouts of the damsal in distress.
Unfortunately for James, the “rape” sounds he overheard was a pornographic video being displayed on his neighbors television.
“Now I feel stupid” was all James could say.
The neighbor contacted the police to file a complaint about the well-intended James. No arrest was made at the time, but James’ sword, a family heirloom, was taken from him by the police.
Whatever happened to chivalry anyway? Now the sword is probably being displayed over the chief’s desk!
