CJ February 15th, 2007
Out poor, naked jogger was finally caught by a ranger who had been staking out the area to catch our happy nudist. He was fined for indecent exposure and released.
“I’ll go back, but I’ll be wearing clothes,” the San Jose man said. “I don’t want people to have the wrong impression.”
Apparantly, nudity is allowed in the Fremont Older Open Space Preserve, but only if you are sunbathing away from the eyes of others. So the man was under the impression it was ok to run around in the buff.
Ah yes…now the prudes can walk safely within the nudist park.
CJ February 15th, 2007
A woman was exiting her car when she noticed something falling down into her pants.
It turns out the pregnant woman gave birth so quickly, she didn’t have time to get into the hospital to give birth the natural way! A physician came out to the parking lot and cut the umbilical cord and took care of the 5 pound, 15 oz son that is now named Mason. Both mother and son are doing fine.
I can see it now…someone is going to invent maternity pants that split open so women can give birth anywhere!
CJ February 11th, 2007
Cat tries to make a jump over a small door fence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnYoanP_m3E
CJ February 11th, 2007
For the first time, Viagra will be available over the counter in London. This will provide a happy Valentine’s day for many sufferers of impotence.
Three Manchester Boots pharmacies will sell the prescription-only medication made by U.S. drugs group Pfizer in a pilot program from February 14. This was after they had a discussion about the first thing that popped up.
Those suffering from ED between the ages of 30 and 65 will be allowed 4 tablets for about $97 without a doctors prescription. To ensure the patients are healthy enough to take the drug and participate in sexual activity, they will see a doctor for tests taken of their blood pressure, cholesterol and blood glucose levels. Additionally, they will go for a follow up to see if they qualify for more prescriptions.
I can see Valentine’s day will soon be known as “V” day!
CJ February 11th, 2007
When 66 year old Joaquim Pereira was driving home, he heard the screams from his grandson, Matheus Pereira de Araujo, 8, when he was attacked by an 80 pound anaconda.
Without considering his own safety, Joaquim jumped into the ravine to save his grandson by using a machete and rocks to attack the snake. In the wrestling match, the snake attempted to coil around him as well.
The snake eventually died and he was able to pull his grandson to safety.
“My grandfather is a hero — I was so afraid of dying.”
Way to go gramps!
CJ February 11th, 2007
In Manilla, a new world’s record for the most kissing couples. Over 6,000 couples kissed 
and hugged for over ten seconds, setting what is now considered the world record, beating out the original record of 5,875 in Hungary last year.
The votes are yet to be in and must be confirmed by Guinness to make it official. What a way to spend a Valentine’s day!
Feel the love 8 )
CJ February 7th, 2007
Frankfurt, Germany: After noticing a strange bump in his nut candy bar, he investigated further and discovered it wasn’t a stray peanut, but a piece of a finger - complete with nail.
Needless to say the man lost his appetite for Italian chocolate, and contacted the police. The police are now using forensics to identify the finger. Police did not reveal the brand name of the candy bar, but I bet it was a Butterfinger!
CJ February 7th, 2007
Whenever I puff on some marijuana, I too have the urge to take off my clothes and ride a ski gondola, just like this man did in Vermont at Stratton Mountain Resort. NOT!
William Barrett decided to take advantage of the warm weather and proceeded to undress and ride the gondola while inappropriately touching himself. He later told police that he only took off his jacket and shirt because it was so nice outside.
Barrett was booked on indecent exposure and lewd conduct. So much for the warm weather.
CJ February 7th, 2007
In New Zealand, a couple of would-be robbers were cornered by police and a police dog. One was smart enough to run into the police officers’ hands, the other decided to fight back and pulled out a knife.
That’s when the police sent in Edge, their police dog, to take the suspect down. Not wanting to be bitten first, the suspect chomped down onto the dog before the dog had a chance to drop him.
Edge was not put off by the suspect and sunk his own teeth in. The suspect went down and was taken to the hospital with lacerations.
I heard that dog meat was a delicacy, but sheesh!
CJ February 3rd, 2007
20-20 investigation by John Stossel entitled “Stupid in America” highlighting some of the flaws with the education system in the United States.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRUMmTs0ZA
