Archive for April, 2007
For Those Too Lazy for Coffee
CJ April 22nd, 2007
Inventors in London England have created a soap infused with coffee, so that your skin will absorb the caffeine while taking a shower.
The soap is called “Shower Shock” and it contains the equivalent of two cups of coffee per wash. It is scented with peppermint oil and is guaranteed to take effect within five minutes of showering. For more info check out www.thinkgeek.com
Geez talk about LAZY !
Naked Hitler Lives in Canada
CJ April 22nd, 2007
A man honoring Hitler’s birthday decided to celebrate in Hitler’s birthday suit.
The man was arrested in Nanaimo British Columbia for strolling down the street wearing nothing but a swastika taped onto his body, and a smile. He was taken into custody and held for psychiatric assesment. Although the swastika and interest in Hitler is associated with hate crimes, the police felt he was no threat.
Yeah, well, threat or not, it’s a visual of Hitler we didn’t want to see!
Sex, Dogs, and Rock ‘n Roll
CJ April 15th, 2007
A dog in Berlin Germany, apparantly bored waiting for his master in a truck, accidently 
turned on his radio and blasted out the neighborhood.
The radio was turned up so loud, police were contacted and arrived at the scene to find the dog inside the car with the loud radio. The police cut the power to the radio and, rather than pissing off the black Lab, left a note for the owner.
The owner, discovering the note, contacted the police to apologize for his dog’s taste in music. The man stated he never listened to loud music himself.
Clean Idaho
CJ April 15th, 2007
Another industrial spill - that’s actually clean!
In Boise Idaho, American Linen accidently dumped some citrus-scented detergent into the municipal sewer lines, causing suds to bubble up from the manholes and into the streets. An automated detergent loading device released 167 gallons of the cleansing product due to human error.
Apparantly a similar thing occured in Wasilla Alaska.
Well at least they had the cleanest and best smelling sewers in the world!
Don’t Drive and Rock!
CJ April 15th, 2007
Apparantly, there is this poll done by 1700 people through Electronic Arts and AOL, in honor of a new racing video game. It asks the question - Does rock music make you drive to aggresively?
According this this poll, music by Meat Loaf, “Bat Out Of Hell”, Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run”, or Guns ‘n Roses “Paridise City” made people so “revved up” that they drove faster and more dangerously.
Ok, so, yeah, it’s not like there is any responsiblity on the drivers, right? sheeeesh!
OK, Now Rinse…
CJ April 7th, 2007
In London, a dentist had been seen several times urinating in the sink rather than use the bathroom.
In addition, the dentist, 51-year-old Alan Hutchinson, used various dental instruments to clean his fingernails, ears, and teeth. He never used gloves or washed his hands prior to working on clients and occasionally urinated into the sink during surgeries.
There was enough evidence to cause the medical tribunal to stop his practice.
“You urinated into a sink in your surgery following which you did not wash your hands and then proceeded to treat a patient. This behaviour was clearly inappropriate and is completely unacceptable,” the tribunal chairman said.
I thought going to the dentist was scary enough…tea anyone?
Old woman traps thief
CJ April 7th, 2007
In a Berlin Germany retirement home, many items mysteriously disappeared. That’s until a 95 year old woman set a trap.
She decided to set up bait by leaving some cash laying out in plain sight, and hid in the toilet until the thief arrived. Sure enough, a member of the cleaning staff came into the room and snatched the money. The woman caught him red-handed! She set off the alarm in the bathroom, and when the staff came, she pointed out the thief and he was nabbed.
“It was a real case of Miss Marple,” said a police spokesman in the eastern town of Saalfeld Thursday. “It’s good to know there are still courageous old ladies out there.”
Way to go granny!
