Archive for the 'Animals' Category
Stains the Dog
CJ February 14th, 2009
Dog zones out on the Soup - absolutely friggin’ hilarious!
‘Scuse Me Vet, But Could You Help a Deer…
CJ February 10th, 2009
An injured deer stumbled into a vet’s office…
Ok, sounds like the beginning of a joke, yes? But no, really, a deer wandered into a PetSmart in Rossford Ohio with an injury to it’s back leg. When the employees saw it, they manuevered it to the clinic where a vet patched up the leg. Once done, they opened the door and the deer was on its way.
See? Who says animals are dumb?
PETA and the KKK
CJ February 10th, 2009
Seems PETA has discovered a new way to piss off humans while showing how much the love animals…
The animal rights advocacy group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals had two of its members dress up as members of the Ku Klux Klan outside the arena to attract attention to their cause.
“Their goal, according to a post on the PETA website, was to draw a parallel between the KKK and the American Kennel Club. “Obviously it’s an uncomfortable comparison,” PETA spokesman Michael McGraw told the Associated Press.
But the AKC is trying to create a “master race” when it comes to pure-bred dogs, he added. “It’s a very apt comparison.”The group passed out brochures implying the Klan and AKC have the goal of “pure bloodlines” in common.
Well done PETA. Now everyone knows what a bunch of nutballs you really are. Thanks for speakin’ up for animals. I am sure if they could speak they would tell you off!
Old Dogs Home
CJ June 17th, 2007
In Tokyo, a new nursing home for elderly dogs is available to those who cannot spend the time needed for round the clock care of their ailing, elderly pups.
Owners will pay the equivelent of $800 a month to have veterinarians and residents administer care and medical attention. With the increase in better health care and balanced diets for pets, the rate of elderly dogs has increased dramatically.
Hey, it’s not fair! I want to be pampered and have a pretty coat too!
Tons of Guano - Free!
CJ May 6th, 2007
Bats in the attic can be commonplace, and this New York couple in Ballston Spa didn’t think much about it. Until they took a good look into their attic.
After reporting the incident to animal control, they were asked to wait since the babies were too young to fly. So they waited until January when a foul odor was so overwhelming, they investigated further.
What they discovered was a ton and a half of bat droppings (guano) inside their attic! It cost $25,000 to clean up the 3500 pounds of guano and to top it off, their insurance company won’t cover the cost.
Hey, why not sell it as an alternative fuel? If you can get past the smell that is…
