CJ January 10th, 2007
After losing his home, a man in Petaluma, California, decided to purchase a boat to live on, along with his 37 rats and 6 cats. Not quite like his original home which had 1300 rats, the boat had the same “air” about it, since the smell of feces and urine permeated every square inch of his new home.
Now he faces animal cruelty charges once again. He sees nothing wrong with it, however, and feels he is being unneccessarily punished. As for the smell? “You get used to it.”
I guess watching Tom and Jerry cartoons wasn’t enough for him (eewww)
CJ January 2nd, 2007
 
Ever have too much time on your hands? Ever wonder what it would be like to spawn green ham? Welp, it seems China has beat you too it!
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CJ December 22nd, 2006
A giant squid was captured by some fisherman in Tokoy Japan.
The beast measured 11ft 
6in long and made some zoologists
very happy campers!
The legend of the Kraken is told by sailors in Norway during the 1800’s as to the explanation of damaged or sinking ships. Tails of giant squids attacking ships as well as other sea monsters may have been inspired by animals such as the one caught on Tokyo.
Who knows? Maybe we’ll get to see Nessie up close and personal soon!
CJ December 22nd, 2006
Ick! Why someone would throw a dead cat into a McDonald’s drive through is beyond me. McDonald’s gets their cats fresh of the farm for cryin’ out loud!
Apparantly some rather rude kids decided to take a day old road kill and play a prank on the hapless drive-thru attendents in Cedar Rapids Iowa. And of all things, it was a black cat. On purpose?
I can have a sick sense of humor, but that is beyond sick. Come on, whatever happened to fun things like spraying someone with a water fire extinguisher?
CJ December 18th, 2006
Here is living proof that marriage is a sanctity, and that everyone should be doing it!
In New Delhi, 18 dogs, alone, without a partner, were paired up to be married off and celebrate in style with a reception, complete with dancing, music, and dog biscuits! Sounds fair to me, why not?
Not according to the People For Animals (PFA) who claim that forcing dogs to marry and dance is just plain cruel. What the hell? Cruel? They’re getting a lot of attention, what’s cruel about that?
Now why would someone want to ruin that? It sounds like fun! The dogs are spoiled, have a few drinks, a few howls. And get laid! Of course, they are the only ones that can call their new brides, bitches…
CJ December 17th, 2006
There is something to be said about being the tallest in the world. Bao Xishun is 7′9″ tall, 
and a reach that the best basketball players would envy.
Granted his occupation is more inland as a herdsman, however, the manager of the Royal Jidi World aquarium decided to put Bao’s reach to the test. The dolphins kept at the aquarium had apparantly built up a taste for the plastic lining the rim of their tanks (mmmmmmm, plaaaastic), and chewed a hefty meal before it finally made them sick!
Because the dolphins were unable to digest the plastic, and the equipment to remove the vinyl lunch was inadequate, Bao’s reach was the perfect choice. How they thought of that is beyond me! The last thing I would think of is sticking my arm down a dolphins throat!
Bao was able to remove the bulk of the plastic, and the local doctor said the smaller bits should pass quickly and easily. Way to go Bao!
CJ December 17th, 2006
Now, that’s community service!
I Judge in Painesville Ohio has sentenced a man who shot his Great Dane in the head will serve a reduced jail sentence if he dresses up as a dog.
Clark pleaded no contest to shooting his dog, and was sentenced to 180 days in jail. However, Judge Michael Cicconetti offered Clark the option to dress up as Safety Pup in costume and visits five elementary schools. The program teaches childrend about traffic safety and drug abuse. If they only knew, hm?
