Archive for the 'Celebrities' Category
Britney Spears in Rehab…No…Wait!
CJ February 21st, 2007
Once again, our shaven heroine has entered…and promptly exited the rehab center.
I hate to think what she’s going to shave next!
Now to make matters worse, Kevin Federline has sought full custody of their children, Jayden James, 5 months, and Sean Preston, 17 months due to Britney’s obnoxious behavior. And that’s better….how?
Spears, 25, left the Promises Malibu Treatment Center on Wednesday, according to “The Insider” TV news magazine, less than a day after arriving. The center specializes in treating drug and alcohol abuse.
So we can add to the list of baldness, pantyless, rehab, and all around “class” to this young woman’s itinerary. Let’s keep a close eye on what could possibly top her escapades. Hey I know! A spread in Playboy! eeeewwww
Jessica Alba Makes Dolphins Horny
CJ February 18th, 2007
Jessica Alba realized whenever she was around the dolphins
while filming Flipper, they 
became rather amorous.
“I don’t know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being - and they have long, long penises.”
Needless to say, she heard nothing but dolphin jokes and sounds for five years after filming ended. Jessica said she learned her lesson and will only work with female dolphins from now on!
Britney is Bald
CJ February 18th, 2007
Ok, ok, so I am sure you have heard that Britney Spears has completely shaved her head. 
She is also sporting some new tattoos and is looking trashier than ever.
What is up with this chick? One day in rehab, and she goes ballistic? Is this some new goth or punk phase she is going through? The news has gone crazy with the stories on her recent escapades and I heard terms like “so sad” and “loser behavior”. Even her ex-agent doesn’t want anything to do with her!
Some say it’s a cry for help, others say it’s all for publicity. What’s your take on this?
Chewbacca Beats People
CJ February 3rd, 2007
In Los Angeles recently, a 6 foot 4 inch actor in a wookie outfit was seen arguing with a 
tour guide. The tour guide was concerned the actor, Fredrick Young, had been inappropriately touching tourists in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.
It is alleged that the wookie head-butt the tour guide as a result of the argument, and for not getting paid, and is now under investigation for assault.
Apparantly, there has been a number of problems for actors that are dressed in costume or impersonating characters were not getting paid, so the level of arguments and assaults has risen.
Hey man, a word of advice…let the wookie win!
Drew Barrymore+Ireland=Naked!
CJ January 20th, 2007
Apparantly Drew Barrymore has added a new hobby to her
list - running naked through 
Irish fields!
Drew has a history of displaying her nudism in both movies and on TV when she flashed her then crush, David Letterman back in 1995.
Although she considers herself more responsible and mature these days, she still likes to shock her friends while on a road trip in Ireland. Once coming upon an open field, Drew confesses to ripping her clothes off and running up down the Emerald Isle.
I knew there was a reason I needed a vacation to Ireland!
Snowman on Steroids
CJ January 8th, 2007
In Anchorage, Alaska, some folks took full advantage of creating a two-story snowman for 
all to see!
Now the neighbors are upset because so many people stop by to take pictures and pose with Giganta-snowman! Of course, no one can get to their homes or drive down to the street while the tourist season is open on Snowzilla, as he has been called.
Maybe they should get a valet serice and make a buck or two?
The Skinny on Skinny
CJ December 18th, 2006
First Spain put a stop to it. Now Italy has joined the many 
European agencies who are putting a stop to ultra-thin models.
After all, they were getting confused for young college boys.
Finally, after many complaints and deaths, the governments and concerned people are halting any modeling activity that displays unhealthy, thin models. We saw the modeling world becoming a spokesman for unhealthy, skeletal beings that strut what they don’t have along runways, magazines, and the fashion world. Now, they must look and be healthy with a doctor’s note!
What is this obsession with having sticks wear clothes on runways and in photos? It seems to me you would want the models to actually fill out clothes, rather than “hang” them on a stick. Gee…why not just display them on a wooden stick? It would be cheaper that way!
I still say it would be easier to simply cater a big lunch for them and make them eat. What’d you say? You have to go to the bathroom…again?
Hi! I’m (hic) Miss USA!
CJ December 17th, 2006
Donald Trump may soon say, “You’re Fired!” to our latest Miss USA, Tara Conner for acting unlike a proper Barbie doll.
According to the Miss Universe organization, Miss USA has personal issues and has behavioral issues when visiting the local pub. Due to the nature of her issues, which they have not said in detail, the President of the organization has her assets under scrutiny for conduct unbecoming Miss USA.
Hey come on…she’s human, not a wind-toy. Then again, just like any other figure that the youngin’s are supposed to look up to, she should be more of a role model, and be careful about alcohol binges. Yeah. That stuff should be left up to major stars and sports figures!
