‘Scuse Me Vet, But Could You Help a Deer…
CJ February 10th, 2009
An injured deer stumbled into a vet’s office…
Ok, sounds like the beginning of a joke, yes? But no, really, a deer wandered into a PetSmart in Rossford Ohio with an injury to it’s back leg. When the employees saw it, they manuevered it to the clinic where a vet patched up the leg. Once done, they opened the door and the deer was on its way.
See? Who says animals are dumb?
Crazy Dog Lady
CJ February 10th, 2009
Seems the more dogs you own, the more best friends you have! Hey wait, I though dogs were a MAN’s best friend? Not in this case.
In Pottsboro Texas, the authorities seized 22 dogs from a woman’s station where she and the dogs lived. The vehicle was so contaminated with urine and feces that her health came into question - yes, physical health, not just the mental part.
Although she was taken in to custody for her own well-being.
The dogs were taken to the pound and cared for.
Hey, come on, lady. Stick with a lot of cats and leave the dogs to the guys!
PETA and the KKK
CJ February 10th, 2009
Seems PETA has discovered a new way to piss off humans while showing how much the love animals…
The animal rights advocacy group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals had two of its members dress up as members of the Ku Klux Klan outside the arena to attract attention to their cause.
“Their goal, according to a post on the PETA website, was to draw a parallel between the KKK and the American Kennel Club. “Obviously it’s an uncomfortable comparison,” PETA spokesman Michael McGraw told the Associated Press.
But the AKC is trying to create a “master race” when it comes to pure-bred dogs, he added. “It’s a very apt comparison.”The group passed out brochures implying the Klan and AKC have the goal of “pure bloodlines” in common.
Well done PETA. Now everyone knows what a bunch of nutballs you really are. Thanks for speakin’ up for animals. I am sure if they could speak they would tell you off!
Everyone Has to Have a Hobby. But Lizard Dung?
CJ February 7th, 2009
A university accidently threw away a student’s collection of lizard dung he had been saving for research. Daniel Bennett collected the dung in the Philippines while studying the rare butaan lizard, a relative of the Komodo dragon.
His doctorial research now down the toilet, the university apologized for the unneccessary clean up.
His career is literally in the toilet.
