8 Year Old Boy Gets Pulled Over

CJ February 11th, 2009

’cause daddy wanted to “bond”.

In Bradenton Florida, a man told police he wanted to let his 8 year old son drive since he had taken Xanax and felt “woozy”. He thought it would be a great “bonding moment” with his son. The son hit two trees and nearly two pedestrians before the cops stopped him.

Police questioned the son, and he verified that his father had taken some of his “liquid medicine” - fifth of whisky.

Well hey, it’s been used for medicinal purposes, right? Some people shouldn’t drive let alone have kids. Sheesh!

I’m Stoopid on YouTube

CJ August 30th, 2007

When you are doing something stupid and illegal…don’t videotape it and show it to the world!

A teenager has been arrested on suspicion of having posted a video of himself on YouTube driving at speeds of more than 140 mph, police said Thursday filmed on the A76 single-carriageway road in southwest Scotland.

The police saw the video and promptly arrested him. So…he was stupid, twice.

“Young men in particular seem to think they are invincible behind the wheel — but the facts tell a different story.” Sergeant Scott McLachlan stated.

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