CJ February 11th, 2009
’cause daddy wanted to “bond”.
In Bradenton Florida, a man told police he wanted to let his 8 year old son drive since he had taken Xanax and felt “woozy”. He thought it would be a great “bonding moment” with his son. The son hit two trees and nearly two pedestrians before the cops stopped him.
Police questioned the son, and he verified that his father had taken some of his “liquid medicine” - fifth of whisky.
Well hey, it’s been used for medicinal purposes, right? Some people shouldn’t drive let alone have kids. Sheesh!
CJ February 7th, 2009
ack! never shoulda mixed beef juice with kibble and beer….
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CJ August 30th, 2007
Some people will do anything for a nice cool brew…
In the early hours of August 18th at Fish’s Quick Stop in De Soto. Store clerk Vicky Gaines says a masked man walked in and began doing the hula dance.
Police say the plan was for the naked dancer to create a distraction while another man took a case of beer from the store. It didn’t work.
Gaines called police. As the naked man and his accomplice joined a third man in a car, a customer got their license plate number. All three were caught a few days later.
The men, ages 19 to 23, face charges of shoplifting and indecent exposure.
So now you don’t have the beer, you are arrested for indecent exposure AND theft. Redneck heaven!
