CJ March 3rd, 2009
If it’s not lemonade, it’s McNuggets.
A woman in Ft. Pierce Florida, Latreasa Goodman, called 911 three times ’cause her favorite McDonald’s had run out of chicken McNuggets. Oh the horror of it all.
She was cited and release for misuse of the 911 emergency line.
Instead of three fries short, this woman is three McNuggets short! No Happy Meal for YOU!
CJ February 14th, 2009
Yes, it’s true. All her hard work at growing ridiciously long nails since 1979 has come to an end. 
Lee Redmond of Salt Lak City Utah, formerly held the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest nails. They measured over 28 feet in length, total, with the longest being well over 2 feet.
I say formerly held the record because she just recently had them broken in a bad car crash. She is ok, but the nails have had it.
So some people knit, or paint, or even trade baseball cards. Some, feel the need to grow fingernails that could seriously poke an eye out. Um, eww
CJ February 10th, 2009
Seems the more dogs you own, the more best friends you have! Hey wait, I though dogs were a MAN’s best friend? Not in this case.
In Pottsboro Texas, the authorities seized 22 dogs from a woman’s station where she and the dogs lived. The vehicle was so contaminated with urine and feces that her health came into question - yes, physical health, not just the mental part.
Although she was taken in to custody for her own well-being.
The dogs were taken to the pound and cared for.
Hey, come on, lady. Stick with a lot of cats and leave the dogs to the guys!
CJ February 10th, 2009
Seems PETA has discovered a new way to piss off humans while showing how much the love animals…
The animal rights advocacy group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals had two of its members dress up as members of the Ku Klux Klan outside the arena to attract attention to their cause.
“Their goal, according to a post on the PETA website, was to draw a parallel between the KKK and the American Kennel Club. “Obviously it’s an uncomfortable comparison,” PETA spokesman Michael McGraw told the Associated Press.
But the AKC is trying to create a “master race” when it comes to pure-bred dogs, he added. “It’s a very apt comparison.”The group passed out brochures implying the Klan and AKC have the goal of “pure bloodlines” in common.
Well done PETA. Now everyone knows what a bunch of nutballs you really are. Thanks for speakin’ up for animals. I am sure if they could speak they would tell you off!
CJ February 7th, 2009
A strange maple syrup smell has plagued New York City for the past three years. The culprit has now been located. It’s Jersey!
Yes, a fragrance plant in New Jersey continually billowed various smells into the atmosphere, which uses fenugreek in their food additives and fragrances. The smell has generated concern and complaints from everyone, but ultimately are non toxic.
Hey, considering all the smells in New York and New Jersey, the stench of syrup would be a blessing.
CJ August 30th, 2007
Courtesy of Yahoo!Â
NEW YORK - Jeshuah Fuller’s parents expected him to be born with extra fingers. The extra toes, though, were a surprise.
Jeshuah, healthy and weighing 7 pounds, was born in Brooklyn on Tuesday with 12 fingers and 12 toes. His rare condition, called polydactylism, is usually genetic.
His dad was born with an extra finger on his left hand. His mom, Quana Morris, said she’d had an ultrasound image taken during her pregnancy and knew the baby would have extra fingers.
“We were counting them on the sonogram,” she told the Daily News.
She didn’t know he would have 12 toes, she said. He’ll have all the extra digits surgically removed in a couple of weeks, his mom said.
