CJ March 3rd, 2009
Seems things are tough all over. A man in Rib Mountain Wisconsin walked into a gas station, asked for some cigarettes….and a hand full of twenties.
While he dipped into the open till, he apologized for stealing from the attendant and ran off. He is now known as the “polite robber”.
Heeeeyyyy, NOW I know how to get away with petty theft! Just be nice! sheesh.
CJ March 3rd, 2009
If it’s not lemonade, it’s McNuggets.
A woman in Ft. Pierce Florida, Latreasa Goodman, called 911 three times ’cause her favorite McDonald’s had run out of chicken McNuggets. Oh the horror of it all.
She was cited and release for misuse of the 911 emergency line.
Instead of three fries short, this woman is three McNuggets short! No Happy Meal for YOU!
CJ February 10th, 2009
Seems PETA has discovered a new way to piss off humans while showing how much the love animals…
The animal rights advocacy group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals had two of its members dress up as members of the Ku Klux Klan outside the arena to attract attention to their cause.
“Their goal, according to a post on the PETA website, was to draw a parallel between the KKK and the American Kennel Club. “Obviously it’s an uncomfortable comparison,” PETA spokesman Michael McGraw told the Associated Press.
But the AKC is trying to create a “master race” when it comes to pure-bred dogs, he added. “It’s a very apt comparison.”The group passed out brochures implying the Klan and AKC have the goal of “pure bloodlines” in common.
Well done PETA. Now everyone knows what a bunch of nutballs you really are. Thanks for speakin’ up for animals. I am sure if they could speak they would tell you off!
CJ August 30th, 2007
Some people will do anything for a nice cool brew…
In the early hours of August 18th at Fish’s Quick Stop in De Soto. Store clerk Vicky Gaines says a masked man walked in and began doing the hula dance.
Police say the plan was for the naked dancer to create a distraction while another man took a case of beer from the store. It didn’t work.
Gaines called police. As the naked man and his accomplice joined a third man in a car, a customer got their license plate number. All three were caught a few days later.
The men, ages 19 to 23, face charges of shoplifting and indecent exposure.
So now you don’t have the beer, you are arrested for indecent exposure AND theft. Redneck heaven!
CJ August 30th, 2007
When you are doing something stupid and illegal…don’t videotape it and show it to the world!
A teenager has been arrested on suspicion of having posted a video of himself on YouTube driving at speeds of more than 140 mph, police said Thursday filmed on the A76 single-carriageway road in southwest Scotland.
The police saw the video and promptly arrested him. So…he was stupid, twice.
“Young men in particular seem to think they are invincible behind the wheel — but the facts tell a different story.” Sergeant Scott McLachlan stated.
CJ August 19th, 2007
A woman in Minnesota has been fined for public sex acts and lewd conduct with a man who was wearing a kilt.
Chandra Schaefer, 20, of Fargo, was accused of having sex with Nathan Blair, 24, of Moorhead, Minn., on a car and then near a pine tree in late July.
She was ordered to pay a fine and is on unmonitored probation.
There are just some things people don’t want to see…and, hey…why wasn’t the man fined? I guess seeing some dude’s bum in a kilt why doing it in public is ok?
