CJ March 3rd, 2009
If it’s not lemonade, it’s McNuggets.
A woman in Ft. Pierce Florida, Latreasa Goodman, called 911 three times ’cause her favorite McDonald’s had run out of chicken McNuggets. Oh the horror of it all.
She was cited and release for misuse of the 911 emergency line.
Instead of three fries short, this woman is three McNuggets short! No Happy Meal for YOU!
CJ February 11th, 2009
’cause daddy wanted to “bond”.
In Bradenton Florida, a man told police he wanted to let his 8 year old son drive since he had taken Xanax and felt “woozy”. He thought it would be a great “bonding moment” with his son. The son hit two trees and nearly two pedestrians before the cops stopped him.
Police questioned the son, and he verified that his father had taken some of his “liquid medicine” - fifth of whisky.
Well hey, it’s been used for medicinal purposes, right? Some people shouldn’t drive let alone have kids. Sheesh!
CJ February 10th, 2009
Seems the more dogs you own, the more best friends you have! Hey wait, I though dogs were a MAN’s best friend? Not in this case.
In Pottsboro Texas, the authorities seized 22 dogs from a woman’s station where she and the dogs lived. The vehicle was so contaminated with urine and feces that her health came into question - yes, physical health, not just the mental part.
Although she was taken in to custody for her own well-being.
The dogs were taken to the pound and cared for.
Hey, come on, lady. Stick with a lot of cats and leave the dogs to the guys!
CJ August 30th, 2007
Some people will do anything for a nice cool brew…
In the early hours of August 18th at Fish’s Quick Stop in De Soto. Store clerk Vicky Gaines says a masked man walked in and began doing the hula dance.
Police say the plan was for the naked dancer to create a distraction while another man took a case of beer from the store. It didn’t work.
Gaines called police. As the naked man and his accomplice joined a third man in a car, a customer got their license plate number. All three were caught a few days later.
The men, ages 19 to 23, face charges of shoplifting and indecent exposure.
So now you don’t have the beer, you are arrested for indecent exposure AND theft. Redneck heaven!
CJ August 30th, 2007
Courtesy of Yahoo!Â
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German court has awarded 3,000 euros ($4,100) in damages to a man who had to have the top of his skull replaced with plastic because of a faulty hospital fridge.
Doctors removed the top of the man’s head and put it in cold storage while they operated on his brain, the court in the western city of Koblenz said Tuesday.
Because the refrigerator was defective, the section of skull was not kept cool enough and could not be reattached. Doctors replaced the bone with a plastic prosthesis.
The man sought compensation of at least 20,000 euros on the grounds that the prosthesis caused him headaches, affected his balance and made him unduly sensitivity to the weather.
Following consultations with experts, the court found that the operation had caused the man’s discomfort, not the loss of the top of his skull.
Compensation of 3,000 euros was “appropriate and sufficient,” it said.
“The experts consulted by the court concluded the new skull roof was better than the original,” a court spokesman said.
Well one things for sure…he’ll never be caught without a salad bowl!
CJ August 19th, 2007
A woman in Minnesota has been fined for public sex acts and lewd conduct with a man who was wearing a kilt.
Chandra Schaefer, 20, of Fargo, was accused of having sex with Nathan Blair, 24, of Moorhead, Minn., on a car and then near a pine tree in late July.
She was ordered to pay a fine and is on unmonitored probation.
There are just some things people don’t want to see…and, hey…why wasn’t the man fined? I guess seeing some dude’s bum in a kilt why doing it in public is ok?
